March 2012
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February 2012
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Haiku 2/28
More morning writing.
Almost done with the third draft
of my thesis book.
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want to pay $15 to see me read? →
it will be a novel experience (pun intended)! come to 2nd story’s ‘mixed roots’ show at webster’s wine bar on 3/11 or 12. tickets in advance are suggested. this shit tends to sell out.
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review of 'downton abbey'
‘oh my god, this awkward situation has arisen because of our preoccupation with social class.’ ‘oh no, another awkward situation has arisen because of our preoccupation with social class.’ ‘whoops! a third awkward situation has arisen because of our preoccupation with social class.’
art by nezumi pickle
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Haiku 2/27
Ahh, woke up and wrote.
Took a long run, spent the day
at one job. Easy.
chris heavener...
neutronbombchicago:
…is Editor in Chief of the lit journal Annalemma.
…had a story called “Omens” in PANK.
…is reading at the 3/2 AWP Neutron Bomb.
NEUTRON BOMB 3/2 FACEBOOK INVITE
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sara marcus...
neutronbombchicago:
…wrote “Girls to the Front: The true story of the riot grrrl revolution.”
…teaches at girls’ rock camps.
…plays the drums like a maniac.
…co-edits New Herring Press.
…is reading at the special AWP Neutron Bomb on 3/2.
NEUTRON BOMB 3/2 FACEBOOK INVITE
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Haiku 2/26
Hate the fact that I’m
at work when my brain’s sharpest
and sluggish at home.
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TOP 2 REASONS I WON'T WATCH 'MAD MEN'
1. Save for Hank Williams, I have zero interest in white people shit from before Civil Rights.
2. I’ve worked hard to purge my day-to-day life of white men in suits. Why watch them on TV?
Google’d “Mad Men Vegetable” and this came up. Cool.
SARTORIAL QUANDARY
If I have an Adidas hoodie, what shoes should I wear with it?
Adidas: Is that overdoing it? Petty? Corny? “Guh-het-oh?”
Other sneakers: Herby? Wack? Clashing via “lack of corporate synergy/brand loyalty?”
Why am I almost 33 and still wearing hoodies/trying to look rappily?
ZOMG so confuzzled. Need your help.
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Haiku 2/25
Wrote a crime story
start to finish during class.
Indulging myself.
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Haiku 2/24
Up before seven
to run in ankle deep slush,
wooly mammoth style.
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Haiku 2/23
Met David Lemieux,
he told me what “moriney”
means. Halfie Power!
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Haiku 2/22
Bad CTA day.
Half hour bus wait. Missed my
transfer. Construction.
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Haiku 2/21
Hosted Afro Blue.
Thrilled by the musical skills
of folks at my school.
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Haiku 2/20
Came home with a cold
dragging my feet when I should
hit the ground running.
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WHAT'S WORSE?
Nouveau riche rappers mispronouncing the names of luxury cars…
or
…people getting irritated with the mispronounciation, as if they’re trying to protect the brand integrity of a luxury car that they could never afford?
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Haiku 2/19
Three waffle breakfast
zine fair in downtown L.A.
sleepy at airport.
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Haiku 2/18
Hiked up to Lone Tree
just to see smoggy sunset
spread over L.A.
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Haiku 2/17
White Ford Fiesta
bumping ignorant hip-hop
dorky as ever.
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Haiku 2/16
Old folks on the plane
discussing how it is like
the plane from “Soul Plane.”
hugel asked: your tumblr is hacked bro
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Haiku 2/15
Teaching was canceled
went home to a sick cat and
LA tomorrow.
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Haiku 2/14
Overpriced Cuban
restaurant is romantic?
We agree: kinda.
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Haiku 2/13
One of my students
called me “Big Beard.” He is like
six foot three inches.
HAVING FUN WRITING
“I pointed my fork down at the plate. Uncle Paul took another bite of garlic toast. Mama said, ‘The kids keep asking about the bunnies,’ and I went nuts, shoveling spaghetti into my mouth like a machine in a factory. Fork up. Spaghetti in. Chew. Fork down. Swallow while bringing up more spaghetti. Breath. More spaghetti in. Repeat. Take a drink of nasty milk. Feel spaghetti in...